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To choruses of electronic roars,
shrieks, and gabbles, licensed aliens take on licensed beasts.
Along with brief introductions and fighting-skills
rating charts, Hidalgo supplies perfunctory scenarios for matchups between a
Wookiee and a Sarlacc, a Tusken raider and a tauntaun, and three other
pairings—inviting readers to press on designated spots to activate snatches of
sound and to pick winners for each dust-up. His descriptions (“These rolling
meatballs of teeth and tentacles are considered one of the most dangerous
creatures in the galaxy,” he says of rathtars) are generally more colorful than
Park’s recognizable but bland, flattened, cartoony figures. The tinny hoots and
calls issuing from the rear cover’s tiny speaker are likewise generic, mostly
interchangeable, and sound as if they were recorded in a cardboard box. The
scenarios and the art are free of explicit gore or violence, but there’s a
streak of cruelty in evidence, as the Ewoks are sent to saw off a wampa’s horn “for
a mystical ceremony,” and the Geonosian’s task is to egg a reluctant rancor out
into an arena to fight droids for the purpose of “impressing some visiting
Hutts.”
The Force is definitely not with
this one. (replaceable batteries, on/off switch) (Novelty. 6-8)
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