Frida MaloneA pilot was in communication with air traffic control. “I have a problem. Our engine stopped working and I don’t know what to do.” Controller: “Try to glide the plane toward the airport and get the landing gear ready.” Pilot: “I can’t do that either. There is no electricity and the controls are not working.” Air Traffic Controller: “Repeat after me. ‘Heavenly father…’.” ## When her fourth grade class came back from break, the teacher asked Anna, “What did you do?” “I played in the sandbox,” Anna replied. “That’s nice Anna. Go to the blackboard and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a cookie.” Anna did what she was told and got a cookie. Next, the teacher asked Joey what he did. “I played in the sandbox with Anna,” Joey said. “That’s nice Joey,” the teacher complimented him. “Go to the blackboard and if you can write ‘box’ correctly, I’ll give you a cookie.” Joey did what he was told and got a cookie. The teacher then asked Mohamed Hussein what he did. “I tried to play with Anna and Joey but they threw rocks at me,” Mohamed answered. “They threw rocks at you?” the surprised teacher asked. “That sounds like ‘blatant racial discrimination’. Go to the blackboard and if you can write ‘blatant racial discrimination’ correctly, I’ll give you a cookie.” ## This collection of witty jests will have you and your family rolling on the floor with laughter. The jokes were carefully chosen so that you can enjoy them no matter what the occasion. This book is also a great gift for family and friends. It was just released today on Amazon. DOWNLOAD IT NOW Be the first to enjoy it. 
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